"Useless" - A Minecraft Parody of I Love It By Lil' Pump & Kanye West
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The original:
The people involved:
TryHardNinja - Lil' Pump
Captain Sparklez - Kanye West + Music production
Mama's Boy - Animation
Lyrics:
Don’t craft a diamond hoe, it’s useless
Don’t craft a diamond hoe, it’s useless
Don’t craft a diamond hoe, it’s useless
The end without a bow, you clueless
Got them phantoms raining down
You ain’t sleepin yeah they ruthless
While you suck we out here stuntin’
Use the wiki don’t know nothin’
And you diggin down you ignorant
1 by 1 my god you ignant
In the water past your neck
You gonna drown while you out fishin’
Passing diamonds in the mine now
My god use your eyes
Skippin potions for the nether
No stop you gon die
Don’t craft a diamond hoe, it’s useless
Don’t craft a diamond hoe, it’s useless
Don’t craft a diamond hoe
When the first time you tried to craft yourself a bow out here?
Why you tryina act like you didn’t mix up the sticks and the string first time round?
Don’t craft a diamond
Ain’t no bad luck, not it, you just suck
Ain’t no bad luck, not it, you just suck
Ain’t no bad luck, not it, you just suck
Ain’t no bad luck, not it, you just suck
Ain’t no bad luck, not it, you just suck
By lighting you struck, See now that’s some bad luck
You didn’t light up the town, now zombies runnin amok
Ghast blew up your portal, no flint you slipped up
Ain’t no bad luck, you didn’t prep for it
You not making armor, your gear is unfit
You used the bonus kit, need someone to baby sit
Now get you some more seeds, that diamond hoe’s lit
Don’t craft a diamond hoe, it’s useless
Don’t craft a diamond hoe, it’s useless