We Let People Control the Actions of A Baby Wizard - And This Is What Happened

Earlier today, we at CH came to Twitter with a simple question:

The following is the Saga of the Baby Wizard, as told by Twitter.

Almost immediately, Baby Wizard is faced with any baby's worst nightmare: Parents that want you to eat gross veggies. NOT ON BABY WIZARD'S WATCH.

Oh, well, MAYBE ON BABY WIZARD'S WATCH?

Look like it's time for Baby Wizard to get BUFFED UP.

KIND OF.

But he doesn't stop at being buff! When Baby Wizard gears up, he gears ALL THE WAY UP.

Only one thing to do now, and that's BATTLE.

But just when it's looking like our baby hero might have the upper hand, TRAGEDY STRIKES.

POOP TRAGEDY.

Left powerless and desperate, Baby Wizard is forced to try one final gambit.

It worked! 

Kind of! Curse you, early life brain development!

Suddenly, Baby Wizard has an idea! Paint would reveal those pesky parents!

WAY TO GO BABY WIZARD! IT WORKED!

KIND OF!

Baby Wizard, though triumphant, was also extremely messy, and for that he receives a very non-magical time-out. Thus ends Baby Wizard's saga...

...for now.

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