BAD KITTY, YOU NEED A TIME OUT.
so your GF or BF has an annoying cat, you don't want to punt it into the ceiling fan but you do want it to leave you the alone..
take that big ass chip clip that's been sitting in the junk draw and put it to good use...
like there would ever be left over chips..
kitty sits quietly and you get a much need break from the worthless bag of fleas and ticks.