Game of Thrones: Maybe It Really Is All C--Ks, in the End
We learned SO much by the time Game of Thrones' super speedy Season 7 ended it may be hard to keep it all straight: Jon Snow (Kit Harington) isn't really named Jon Snow; the Stark sisters (Sophie Turner and Maisie Williams) are plotting together; and Tryion (Peter Dinklage) likes to watch... Or at the very least listen.
Another thing we learned this season is that Game of Thrones was, like, really obsessed with penis. Granted, we didn't actually see peen on screen this season -- STARZ is giving HBO stiff competition in that arena -- which made the peter patter all the more curious for a show that hasn't necessarily shied away from showing shlongs, albeit with significantly less frequency than female anatomy.