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For the past week, the country has slogged through this embarrassing student-council-ass process more formally known as the House Speaker election. We’ve complained online! We’ve learned the names of previously unknown congresspeople! Congressional dads have brought their literal babies to the House floor! Wait, what…

Happy Friday my little freakazoids! You successfully made it through the first work week of the new year. To celebrate, let’s check out what our favorite people—celebrities—are saying. Because, of course, what is better than a nibble of famous people’s wisdom to chew on as you enter the weekend? If I’m being honest:…

“Swag” was once an aura that could not be purchased. One could only inherently possess swag, and any attempts to acquire swag would only make the individual less swaggy. But those are the days of yore. SWAG has now been commodified, is hot on the market, and is apparently puffing up penises all over New York City. In…