We’re not offended.

"My four-year-old was standing near my fully-clothed husband and said, 'Daddy has a cute little fella…and it’s his penis.'”

– bexontime2

memes.com

"The cashier at a grocery store was telling my daughter how cute and well behaved she was. My daughter responded, 'Mommy said we can’t talk to people with bad eyebrows.'"

– a4ff63233f

Paramount

"My three-year-old refuses to wear underwear at night because, 'Not wearing panties makes it easier to fart all night.'"

Duh.

– Bottoms, Facebook

Fox

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