Chilli D meets Jaydog
Chilli messaged me and asked if there was a pub showing the game as he doesn’t have FTNT either.
I suggested the Spread Eagle not far from my house.
Excellent. Meeting arranged.
My daughter
“Dad so you are meeting a man you have never met before”.
Yes
“How do you know its a man”
I dont.
“Perhaps it is a man but he may want sexual flavours of some description”.
Jesus. Now I am worried.
Anyway on reaching the pub Chilli messaged to say he was there already. As I walked in I immediately noticed a very scary tattooed man in a Leeds shirt.
Oh f…
Ok Jaydog go to the bar get a pint and if he approaches you then your name is Authur not Jaydog. Got it. Yes got it.
Thankfully a perfectly normal person said “are you Jaydog” and it was indeed a much less scary person.
Perfectly normal in fact.
We decided to sit away from the scary people and watch on another screen.
This was a good move as a bit later a man rushed in and squared up to the scary one who then had a pint thrown in his face by a random woman.
Cue fight in car park where the two of them generally missed each other with huge haybailers although I did notice one of their faces smashing in to the pub window.
Police arrived with flashing lights and after a little while all was well, we survived a frightening comeback and eventually won on penalties.
We agreed to do it again sometime if FTNT have another game on the run in but perhaps in a pub with less “action”.
The end.