I Lived for Football Last Night
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Monday night was simultaneously every New York Jets fan’s worst nightmare and every English teacher’s dream come true: Moments after making his much-hyped debut as the Jets QB, foot-flashing anti-vaxxer Aaron Rodgers sustained an injury that required him to be wheeled off the field like a dead fish in an…