The Ariana Grande and SpongeBob Plot Thickens
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Here I am, 33, and still ensnared by the romantic affairs of theater nerds. My curse, my shame. Nevertheless...After enjoying a brief reprieve from the never-ending tabloid cycle, Ariana Grande and Fuck Boy Squarepants, Ethan Slater, are back in the spotlight. An insider told the Daily Mail that the two lovers were…