Can You Spot What's Wrong With Brooklyn Beckham's Bolognese?
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Far be it from me, a person who is not a chef or anything resembling one, to continuously criticize the culinary pursuits of Brooklyn Beckham. Unfortunately, doing so is as easy as his recipe for fettuccine faux-fredo and, I imagine, ten times more pleasurable. Besides, the Beckhams’ eldest son clearly has the…