Horny Week Asks the Timeless (Metaphorical!) Question: F*ck, Marry, Kill?
If you, like me, are spending Valentine’s Day consciously uncoupled, please join me in one of my favorite possible ways to pass the time: the beloved, hypothetical, and extremely metaphorical game of Fuck-Marry-Kill, in which we preside over the imagined fates of a bunch of comically hot celebrities, artists,…