NFL picks against the spread, Week 16: Who wins NFC East clash between the Eagles and Cowboys?

Our picks for Week 16.

I picked the absolute worst time to match my worst week of the season for my worst two-week stretch of the season. For that, I want to send a special shoutout to the Patriots for the dumbest play I’ve ever witnessed in real time.

Thanks a lot for adding the most unnecessary of my Ls to a 5-11 record for the week (96-120-8 overall). But I digress.

The rest of the crew played things closer to .500 in Week 15 with Blake Schuster leading the way at 8-8 (89-99-8), and Caroline Darney (94-109-6) and Charles Curtis (95-121-8) each going 7-9.

And now, before Week 16 picks, a word:

Charles: Eh, my late-season momentum is stalling. Let’s just get to the playoffs already.

Blake: I can’t believe I’m happy about going 8-8 last week. Send help.