This dog filled out a Men's NCAA tournament bracket based on mascots and it was literally perfect
This dog's bracket is so much better than yours.
There is no science to the Men’s NCAA tournament. There is no analysis for this. There’s nothing you can do to ensure that your bracket is as accurate as it can possibly be.
This thing is just pure chaos. Look no further for proof than this dog, whose owner filled out a bracket for him totally based on mascots.
If the team’s mascot is a dog, he picks them to win. If there is no dog involved in the matchup but they’re some other animal, he picks that team. It’s a pretty simple formula — definitely not a scientific one.
Yet, somehow, this good boy still had one of the 1039 perfect brackets left on ESPN.
Every year I fill out a bracket for Satchel, the family dog, based on mascots (dogs first, and then other animals.)
It's always funny if he beats someone in our pool.
Anyway, here's the face of someone with one of the 1039 remaining perfect brackets on ESPN: pic.twitter.com/TgBaMu0NCN
— Jay Rigdon (@jayrigdon5) March 20, 2021
Fam. This is so wild. He didn’t stay perfect, but he was close enough. By the end of the night, he’d picked 14 of 16 matchups correctly.
Satchel's #GoodBoyBracket has 14/16 correct, tied for 4,016th out of 16.2 million, and he's exactly as happy as if he'd gone 0/16 (extremely happy, because he always is.)
My parents rescued him after he and other puppies were found in a box in an alley. Rescue dogs are great pic.twitter.com/h5F1FPXlDO
— Jay Rigdon (@jayrigdon5) March 20, 2021
Somebody hire this dog to do some bracketology. Clearly, we need him.
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