Here are the best Twitter jokes about Captain America from 'Falcon and Winter Soldier'
Spoilers if you haven't seen the show!
Spoiler Alert: If the headline didn’t tip you off, this post has several spoilers for the first episode of Disney+’s The Falcon and The Winter Soldier. If you have not yet seen it, and want to be surprised, please leave this article open in a tab and come back after you’re done streaming.
The first episode of Falcon and Winter Soldier drops viewers right into a post-Endgame world and boy do things look different. Sam Wilson has given up the shield because he thinks himself unworthy of the mantle Steve very much wanted him to have, and Bucky Barnes is a guilt-ridden mess, sleeping shirtless and sweaty on his living room floor. Things are bleak, but as the end of episode one showed us, about to get bleaker.
You see, Sam gave up the shield because he thought it would be housed in the Smithsonian, as a memorial to Steve’s legacy. Welp, it turns out that some shady politicians actually gave it to some doofus (John Walker, according to the credits) because the country needed a symbol. Well, as Sam said earlier, symbols are nothing without the people behind them.
The episode ended on the cliffhanger of some random new white guy being introduced as Cap and uh, let me tell you, people on the old Twitter machines are hot. Here are the best jokes, because this dude deserves to be mocked.
When the US gov appoints a new captain America in #FalconAndWinterSoldier pic.twitter.com/RE7Lg5FLbG
— jacey of rivia (@Jacey_2y5) March 19, 2021
Y’all can’t tell me the new “Captain America” doesn’t look like him-#FalconAndWinterSoldier pic.twitter.com/F6e9Otg9HQ
— Nat (@its_nat2204) March 19, 2021
FIRST OF ALL WHO IS THIS GREAT VALUE CAPTAIN AMERICA #TheFalconAndTheWinterSoldier pic.twitter.com/893Lk3GtJo
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) March 20, 2021
#TheFalconAndTheWinterSoldier
Everyone to the new Captain America rn: pic.twitter.com/bAEQd9KOCY— Wing man and Cold man (@brokendarksaber) March 19, 2021
#FalconAndWinterSoldier #newCaptainAmerica
“Join me in welcoming your new captain America”
Me: pic.twitter.com/cueqqicxMN— Ritz (@riitatoma) March 19, 2021
mom: we have a captain america at home
the captain america at home: #TheFalconAndTheWinterSoldier pic.twitter.com/qHMCWbxAdN
— Jess | FEARLESS
(@golldenepiphany) March 20, 2021
The dead avengers watching from above when the new Captain America was revealed #TheFalconAndTheWinterSoldier pic.twitter.com/i5u3t51NCD
— David Campos (@David_C1215) March 19, 2021
tw // the falcon and the winter soldier spoilers#TheFalconAndTheWinterSoldier
therapist: the new captain america can't hurt you
the new captain america: pic.twitter.com/hXzldWaNIY
— ً (@purrrgrammer) March 19, 2021
#TheFalconAndTheWinterSoldier
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“join me in welcoming your new captain america” pic.twitter.com/ow08e9c9Hh— brooke ⩔ redwing’s sidekick (@wcndastears) March 20, 2021
#TheFalconAndTheWinterSoldier
Me when they introduced the New Captain America…. pic.twitter.com/TEHNVQDi9O— Berj Da Word (@IceBerj84) March 19, 2021
i can't with the new captain america im-#TheFalconAndTheWinterSoldier pic.twitter.com/2dCBZSv6V4
— sw (@peachywop) March 19, 2021
Seeing US Agent, I mean "New Captain America" at the end of the episode. #TheFalconAndTheWinterSoldier pic.twitter.com/enND3xsT09
— ???????????????????????????? (@macabrekrys) March 19, 2021
“Join me in welcoming your new Captain America”
#FalconAndWinterSoldier pic.twitter.com/U8bI0jtUZd
— Isa
(@Isaias_170) March 19, 2021
this not captain america this lieutenant USA pic.twitter.com/Fl1GqCVoEs
— skateboard p (@perchardy) March 19, 2021
#TheFalconAndTheWinterSoldier
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“join me in welcoming the new captain america”me: pic.twitter.com/pBwiVeu1tR
— tfatws (@mcumarvelstan) March 20, 2021
your new Captain America
me: #TheFalconAndTheWinterSoldier pic.twitter.com/h9qKvl7Jqc— Rosangela (@rosysalzillo) March 19, 2021
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When you order Captain America on Wish pic.twitter.com/tnhAQbnYN0— Josh… but I'm active because weekend (@thehobbitjosh) March 20, 2021
#TheFalconAndTheWinterSoldier
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“Join me in welcoming your new Captain America!” pic.twitter.com/BcXeL0fUfe— Julian: into the Julian-Verse | BLM (@cooljulian5) March 19, 2021
Anyway, here’s a picture of the rightful Captain America SAM WILSON to get that mess out of your head.
