Dancing with the Stars: And the Season 23 Winner Is...
Dancing with the Stars said goodbye to Season 23 with a two-hour Tuesday special loaded with live performances (Vanilla Ice is back, baby, and he brought Incredibly Vanilla Rick Perry with him!), visits from past contestants, shirtless men everywhere, clips, clips, and more clips and more padding from the Dancing with the Stars dance troupe to promote the live tour, coming to medium-sized arena near you.
[...] that was all filler compared to the real event, the crowning of this year's champion.
Could James and Sharna sneak in there on the weight of James' perfectly aligned shoulders?
Let's review the dances and reveal the big winner of the night.
An understated dance between Sharna and James felt more like a love letter to each other than a final shot at the championship, but with just 24 hours to prepare for the dance, the personal touch was awfully nice.
The dance: A lot more energetic than James and Sharna's routine, this fun number was the perfect encapsulation of Lindsay and Calvin's personality, and quite impressive for just 24 hours notice.
Quicksteppin', prancin', a between the legs dipsy doo, this was everything Calvin and Lindsay have been doing all year boiled down to just a few minutes (minus a few impressive Lindsay launches).
[...] Laurie hit her spots with all the professionalism of a pro, and it's no surprise that she's joining the Dancing with the Stars live tour.