List: A Millennial’s Hierarchy of Needs
Physiological Needs
NYC apartment co-signed by parents
Tinder
James Beard awarded brunch place in alley behind Brooklyn dumpster
frayed iPhone charger
Netflix account
Artisanal butter
Safety Needs
Parent’s credit card
Instagram privacy settings
Farmer’s market
Nut milk options
Working from home
Artisanal fire wood
Love and Belonging
Snapchat stories
More nut milk
Kale smoothies
The Bachelorette/Game of Thrones
Clever hashtag w/ duck face
Esteem Needs
Vocal about politics/allergic to nuts
Soulcycle champ
Instagram followers
James Beard awarded brunch place inside a half full dumpster
Fennel seeds
Bowties
Self-Actualization
Brunch inside a full dumpster on a dump truck
Tree nut and gluten allergies
Tinder nightmare rants
Protest Whole Foods/Also buy food there
Dig up your grandmother to put a snapchat filter on her
Contemplate suicide in between Hulu commercials
Swirly mustaches