If We Bottled The Smells Of The Big City As Perfumes
Ahhhh yes, summer smells of the city. *GAGS*
These exhilarating smells permeate every hot, sweltering city. Don't you just wish you could bottle them and take them with you?
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Hot Trash
This scent opens with old McDonald's and fermenting liquids — classic ingredients that marked the original. The heart includes notes of rat poison enriched with garbage bag chemicals. The base is a warm and sensual blend of disgust and overpopulation.
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Body Odor
This scent is aromatic, sour — a fougère composition with putrid onion notes, wet ass, corn chips and fig leaves at the top, and develops with a heart of cumin, vinegar, moldy cheese, and dreams of air conditioning.
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Dog Shit
Merde de Chien, or "Dog Shit," is a modern scent that combines the classic ingredients — coffee beans and rancid beef. There are also notes of neroli, geranium and learn-to-pick-up-after-your-goddamn-dog. The character of the fragrance is described as overbearing, offensive and omnipresent.
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