The most outrageous outfits from the Republican National Convention

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What the Republican National Convention lacks in Supreme and Ralph Lauren it makes up for with American flags, worn everywhere, in ways you've never imagined.

Note the turquoise cross, which matches beautifully with the sign. Also, the sandals match the LIFESTYLE of Christ himself, which means this ensemble is coherent from top to bottom. One thing I’ve notice about older, scragglier dudes is that, in terms of fashion, there’s not much difference between the left and right wing. This guy could easily be holding up a Nader sign.

This man told me his shirt was the best shirt of the convention, and who am I to argue? It’s got Trump as King Kong on top of the Capitol UPDATE Cleveland's Terminal Tower, with Hillary as Fay Wray. Never mind that Kong dies at the end of the movie, and that beauty KILLS the beast. The point is… Trump strong like ape. (CORRECTION: That's Cleveland's Terminal Tower. My apologies to the tower.)

Travis here was selling bedazzled TRUMP shirts for women at a table, but we were taken by his stars and stripes vest. Please note that the sleeves came PRE-torn with the vest. Travis did not cut them off himself. Sometimes, you sacrifice authenticity for uniformity.