Am I Cherishing My Female Friends Enough? Am I??
I never thought I would be one to question my personal level of devotion to my friends, particularly those of the girl variety. I am a champion of all the best female empowerment mantras, known to shout “uteruses before duderuses” or “Venus before penis” at the emotional peak of any and all femininity-fueled moments, including but not limited to: bachelorette parties, spurning misogynists at bars and any time Beyonce’s “Love On Top” comes on. I am a great friend to my main women. I will scream-cry if you ask me to be your bridesmaid, I will reply with a sincere YAASS if you tell me that you’re two wines in and about to do something crazy. I know when to tell my friends to live their truth and buy that top they’ve been eyeing, because both tops and truths are important to women and that is something I definitely know!