Cheers and Jeers: Rum and Coke FRIDAY!

From the GREAT STATE OF MAINE…

Late Night Snark: Are We Having Fun Yet? Edition

"In last night's Democratic primaries in Oregon and Kentucky, Bernie won Oregon. No surprise there---if you look at it on a map, Oregon is pretty much as far left as you can get. Meanwhile, in Kentucky, Hillary Clinton declared victory after winning by less than 1 percent. So there's another 1 percent for Bernie to be mad at."

---Stephen Colbert

"So Clinton won Kentucky and Sanders won Oregon, and now this will be settled by whose supporters can be most annoying on Facebook. Good luck, everybody."

---Jimmy Kimmel

”Donald Trump had a big meeting with Paul Ryan in Washington. They discussed Republican principles. It was a short meeting.”

---Bill Maher

"In California a white supremacist has resigned from being a Donald Trump delegate. When asked why, the white supremacist said, 'Because that guy's crazy.'"

---Conan O'Brien

"Conservatives around the country have been introducing 'bathroom bills' which they say will prevent people from posing as transgender and sneaking into bathrooms to attack kids. So I guess their point is: if you're a pedophile and you were born a man, you're not allowed to sneak into the women's room and attack girls. You've got to stay in the men's room and attack boys."

---Colin Jost, SNL

And two years ago this week:

"A British ice cream maker has created a new flavor of ice cream that mixes champagne and Viagra. Perfect for anyone who wants to eat something that tastes like Donald Trump's burps."

---SNL's Cecily Strong

Quick note on our poll: because we weren't here to post one last Friday, a couple significant choices from the previous week are included. This decision has been approved by the Justice League, so if you don’t like it, take it up with Aquaman.

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