Dennis Rodman endorses Donald Trump, because they both love murderous North Korean communists
So this was a thing that happened:
It makes perfect sense. Dennis Rodman loves hanging out with North Korean communist dictator Kim Jong-un, while Donald Trump was nothing but effusive about him:
“You’ve got to give him credit. How many young guys - he was like 26 or 25 when his father died - take over these tough generals, and all of a sudden... he goes in, he takes over, he’s the boss [...] It’s incredible. He wiped out the uncle, he wiped out this one, that one. This guy doesn’t play games.”
So it’s a natural! They both have a man-crush on Kim Jong-un, understandable since he can control the weather and wasn’t it just amazing how he murdered a bunch of people? That deserves mad props! Huge credit! Massive kudos! They deserve to be together.