Sunday Talk: Nothing left to lose

This week, the Kenyan usurper, B. Hussein Obama—arguably the lamest duck ever—beat the odds and secured the biggest foreign policy victory of his (illegitimate) presidency.

But it wasn't supposed to be like this.

Hypothetically speaking, these were going to be heady times for Republicans.

Upon returning to Washington after a well-deserved vacation, the GOP-controlled Congress was all set to tell Obama and his Iran-loving P5+1 partners to go fuck themselves.

The House even set aside a special date on which to deliver that message, and numerous Republican VIPs came to town to take part in the festivities.

Dick Cheney was there, preaching about the joy of war; and Sarah Palin was serving up her trademark word salad to the faithful.

But a funny thing happened on the way to 9/11—the game was over before it even began, and the GOP had lost ... big time.

Bottom line: It's the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine).