Dancing with the Stars: Who Was the First Couple Eliminated?

The fun and games are over, people.

Last week's premiere episode was all about getting to know the new cast of Dancing with the Stars.

We had our first elimination of the season, a painful reminder that beneath all the confetti, gyrating and Bruno's horny talk, this is a competition with 11 losers!

[...] there's not really any consolation prize to going out first.

Five minutes in two primetime hours is hardly enough time to polish up a star's brand and make this Dancing stint worth the trouble, so whoever went home tonight really got the shaft.

There was also some good dancing, and this season is shaping up to be one of the most competitive ever.

Girl Scout Nancy was replaced with sultry Nancy this week, as the former Olympian melted her squeaky clean look and worked on expanding her image and showing a little versatility.

Bruno noticed some balance issues, and Carrie Ann said Nancy clearly had a case of nerves early on but found herself through dance as the routine progressed.

Everyone won't stop telling Nancy how great she is, and as we saw in the video package, Nancy doesn't take compliments well.

Millions of women plotted crimes as Gleb dressed up as a sexy police officer and pretended to pull over Erika for a speeding violation.

The dance itself was a great next step for Erika, who was really taken aback by Len's "raunchy" comment from last week and countered with a routine that was both sexy and classy.

Erika's image may be of a rich, spoiled brat, but you don't get to be a self-branded pop star and reality staple without having a great sense of image, and the decisions that went into this routine proved that.

Len said the dance went a little past romantic, because Len expects everyone to wear chastity belts and only have sex through full nightgowns with strategically placed holes and only for procreative purposes.

How do you even give this shrieking whirlwind a score?

Keo, just hang in there and