See 10 photos from the Olympics every Nigerian student can understand
The Rio Olympics 2016, have been full of drama, as expected. Drama in the audience, drama in Olympic teams, and even drama among the athletes.
Thanks to the men of the press, many of these little dramas that play out everyday have been recorded with cameras for entertainment and for posterity.
Nigerian students can totally relate to this:
1. When you got into a fight you could not win in primary, so you resort to desperate measures, including teeth.
Instead of you to disgrace me, i will bite you.
2. Everyone remembers this opening move to every fight. Smell it, what does it smell like?
Usually, the person that did this eventually lost the fight.
3. When the whole school watched you been flogged, and you have to ‘dust’ it and not cry.
I am not even crying, its dust in my eye.
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4. When you are trying to do long distance copying the exam hall, concentration at it’s maximum.
Shift your book small oga, ok, ok, leave it like that.
5. In boarding school, when you see that your favorite food is on the week’s menu
Just look at God, people, look at God.
6. We all had that classmate, who was always light years ahead of the others in class.
Ha, this one has two heads o, she is always carrying first, just leave it for her.
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7. When the teacher has said he will flog anyone that gets below 30 in the test. Then you get 30 on the dot!
Ope o! Thank you Jesus!
8. Once your mother, draws her hand back like this, you usually disappear. This is the perfect stance for those life-changing slaps, mothers used to give children.
If i ‘slaaappp’ you ehn?
9. When it gets to your turn to get food, and plaintain is finished
Whaatt?! Nooooooo!
10. When that wicked teacher flogs you where your hand can’t reach
*Cries in longer hands*
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