Republicans Mostly Willing To Say Something Nice About Clinton If It Means The Planet Won't Explode

CLEVELAND ― Republicans have some tough decisions to make this week at their party’s convention. Do they have to defend Donald Trump every time he goes off script ― or Melania Trump, when she’s on someone else’s script? Do they really have to endorse their party’s new platform, which declares pornography a “public health crisis”?

The Huffington Post posed another difficult question to GOP delegates: If you had to say one nice thing about Hillary Clinton, what would it be? To keep the pressure on, we told them if they couldn’t come up with anything, the planet would explode.