Ranked: Every James Bond Film From Best To Worst

So I just watched 25 Bond movies, in order, from "Dr No" to "Skyfall." The reason for this quixotic folly is, of course, the imminent arrival of "Spectre," (Oli's review is here) for which I thought there could be no better preparation than viewing nearly fifty hours of MI6 Agent 007 killing, climbing, punning, unzipping, skiing, swimming, and finding novel ways to avoid sharks. I've witnessed six different versions of Blofeld. I've lived through six consecutive incarnations of M, and six successive Qs (counting those times that Q was "Major Boothroyd" or "Algie"). And, of course I've gasped, laughed, sighed and more often than I'd hoped, tapped my watch and glazed over, at every actor who's ever said "...Bond. James Bond" on the big screen. I have not consumed a single martini, shaken or stirred, throughout this entire endeavor, which I think is probably where I went wrong.

Why volunteer for such a perilous mission? Because...