State Department Issues Travel Warning For Women Vacationing With Husbands

WASHINGTON—In an effort to call attention to a potentially life-threatening hazard, the State Department issued a travel warning Thursday for all women considering taking a vacation with their husbands. “While we aren’t yet expressly banning women from traveling with their husbands, we’re emphatically urging them to use extreme caution if they feel they must take a trip at this time,” said spokesman Derrick Solorio, adding that the State Department would soon be publishing a list of locations women should avoid when accompanied by their partner for life, such as remote hiking trails, cliffs, and the railings of watercraft. “But if at all possible, we strenuously recommend that women adjust their plans with their husbands by making their vacation a group experience with friends or by participating in a package tour surrounded by lots of strangers and a guide who regularly takes a head count. And if nothing else, make plans to frequently check in with someone back home who knows exactly where you and the man who pledged to cherish you forever are staying.” The spokesman added that the advisory would remain in effect until women everywhere could confidently vacation with the person who loved them most in the world without being thrown into a gorge.

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