Pros And Cons Of U.S. Withdrawing From NATO
President Trump has threatened to pull out of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, calling the military alliance a “paper tiger.” The Onion examines the pros and cons of withdrawing from NATO.
PRO
U.S. can finally join Warsaw Pact
Would free up time to join something more fun, like the International Pickleball Federation
Won’t have to defend Greenland against ourselves.
Can finally delete WhatsApp
Will make the eventual makeup alliance even hotter
CON
Can no longer hide behind military might of Luxembourg
Total redesign of NATO coffee mugs
Lose 10% member discount on stroopwafels
Learned what “Article 5” was for nothing
Probably never getting that phone charger back from Romania
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