San Jose Earthquakes - Austin FC (Saturday, 5/25) pregame thread

San José acting as mercilessly to the visitors as AM did to the planet’s five remaining people in I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream?

Austin rebelliously shortening the hosts’ winning time as in "Repent, Harlequin!" Said the Ticktockman?

The Earthquakes rekindling long-ago success ala Jeffty Is Five? FC lock-boxing its opponent away just as in Crazy as a Soup Sandwich?

Discuss.

GO SAN JOSE EARTHQUAKES!!!


-G