MMA Squared Ep 10: Nick Diaz is Back
An excerpt from the Diaz Bros biography Punches in Bunches
Nick Diaz is back!
The realest fighters alive
Sing out loud, sing out proud
What up bitch? 209!
Nick Diaz is back!
And not a moment too soon
Cuz Conor’s in jail
And the needle must move
The most overworked, overtrained
Underpaid homie
With all time great submission
Against Takanori Gomi
I’d watch him fight anyone
Any fighter alive
Rematch Carlos Condit
Diaz 1, 2, 5!
A misunderstood man
Treat him kind, and not crass
Don’t shout at his Honda
“I hope Georges beats your ass!”
The Triathalon Man
Has fought the greatest around
Nick doesn’t lose fights
He just runs out of rounds
So Conor, and Dana, and Ari, and Shelby
The answer is clear
So won’t you please tell me
How does a fan get their message though?
WE WANT NICK AND NATE TO HEADLINE PAY PER VIEWS
So Nick Diaz is back
Well, at least if he wants it
Because fighting for money?
No thanks. If we’re being honest.
This episode of MMA Squared was made with wide screen Post-It notes, and frankly I worked too hard and not hard enough on this shit. There are so many Nick Diaz jokes I didn’t even get to make. I coulda been pampering you motherfkers with jokes. I’d pamper this column with jokes left and right. If you’d like to buy a print of the Sacco & Vanzetti image, or any other artwork, visit https://chrisrini.com/ or talk to me @RiniMMA
thanks
Chris