Chelsea 2-1 Bournemouth: Late Alvaro Morata goal clinches semi-final against Arsenal.

Chelsea beat Bournemouth 2-1 to reach the Carabao Cup Semi-Finals with goals from Willian and Alvaro Morata. The match report below has been written by Alex Churchill, CFC Fanzine seller, Gin connoisseur and the owner of the fantastic Blog = A Girl Who likes balls. Our Game: The press have been scrooging the sh*t out of this competition this week, so just because they p*ss me off I'm going to write it up as if it was the most exciting match Stamford Bridge has ever seen. I've gauged whether I think I've hit them mark by imagining each paragraph read out by Jonathan Kydd on the Fancast in dramatic tones. He can record it for me as my...